I hate it when you say that you're always fine.
Please, I know you're lying. Just stop it.

Unimaginable

OMGOSH you clicked my link on twitter and facebook.


My area got blacked out. Must be from the Raya preparations. I was so god damn bored 'cause there was no TV, no air-conditioning and no internet. I know right, it was so devastating. 


So, guess what I did for the last 2 hours of no electricity? 
     
      Trap a fly in the fridge.
      Locked myself in the trunk of dad's car.
      Tackled my dolls.
      Wrote Chinese calligraphy. 
      Drew a french mustache with mom's hair mousse. 
      Barked at my dog.
      Spy on neighbor's cat.
      Foot tanning.
      Cleaned dad's razors.
      Stuff myself in the fridge.
      Practice elbow licking.
      Stare at blank TV.
      Butt hump mom's car.
      Hide in closet.
      
I had oodles of fun. 
Clarissa

Boredom Raped My Brain

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored. Im so bored.

Im

SO 

FREAKIN

BOOORED!

GAAWD!!

Don't you just hate it when you get bored. 

I just wanna eat out the guts of a beluga whale.

Back. And never leaving again.

Miss me? Prolly not. But I don't blame ya since I haven't posted anything for like a year now but WHATEVER. I'm starting fresh, with the real me, now. And by that I mean more turtles, less colours, and less lame jokes. 


I admit, after reading back my post. I was lame. 


And i'm REALLY guilty for posting the "17 and gay" post. No pun intended Faddy. Though I still think that you're, kinda homosexual and.. ANYWAY weekly posts. On weekends, prolly? So yeah. I apologize for this short and uninteresting post but I'm just trying to revive here mkay? Don't push it.  


Clarissa
Signing out.