Saturday, September 25, 2010

Nag nag nag nag nag

Sorry people, I know it's been quite a while since i've posted something, but i'm kindda busy these days with school and chores now tht my mom's toe is infected. Ya'll wanna see it? I think it's better if you don't, it's gruesome :S 

So, here's another "what the heck" post from me.

I don't like my mom. She nags A LOT. One lil mistake and she'll scream at your ear or complain it to herself when she's about to sleep. Now, my mom is kindda impatient and high tempered, so if you screw up a lot, your gonna wish you weren't born in this world which is OH SO DELIGHT! *right...* I seriously don't like her. :(

I don't like my dad sometimes. Whenever I do something tht's not right, he brings up Dato' Sosilawati. She's a millionaire and she was missing for 13 days and was found burnt on a riverside. Which has nothing to do with my mistake. But I love my dad. He actually cares UNLIKE MY MOM who doesn't give a shit if i'm hurt until the next hour where i'm STILL HURT.

I hate my brother. He's frekkin annoying.  Aaaand tht's all I can say bout my bro. :| I know tht my grandma is a bit "knocked hard" on the head. She thought my cousin took drugs so she can control her diet and became skinnier. Weird.

My life is unique aye?



Life is screwed
Clarissa



Saturday, September 18, 2010

Imagination pfftt...


Don't you just hate it when things like this can make people think it's a paranormal actvity? Sukida Furukawa Hiroshi, or NIGEL CORNELIUS, your a fail. 

Quick Update

Hi, i know tht it's been quite a while since i've posted something, but i'm quite busy so HERE'S A VERY QUICK UPDATE!!!!






GO TEAM WU or TEAM JUMBA!!!




Confused? Go to www.youtube.com/kevjumba Maybe it'll clear things up :)






Life is screwed
Clarissa

Monday, September 13, 2010

Family

And so it was another day in the "substitute house" but this time it was different. This time, there's people. But not any other kind of people, but FAMILY people.


They stayed over night there, bathed there, cook there, as if it's their new house. Like, a hotel where you can stay for free, which is a total crap. But the more the merrier, like what they say aye? It's okay to me, but it can be a bit fed up- ish with all the PERMANANT MESS they've made. And even though tht it's not me who cleans them up, I hate how everywhere I sit there's bound to be bits of food off the floor or sand, and when I'm outside, there're flies EVERYWHERE because they were throwing trash and bones outside.


I know what you're thinking, "Why are they acting like they're uncivilised people in the city?" Let me explain, they're village people, the type tht lives in the jungle and being like this is just a method of their survival. I'm disgusted by it, but what can you do? They're thought to be like this. Even though it bugs me a lot, i'm a part of their family. Besides they're good people, it's not like they hate me. Or do they?


Anyways, I warned my mom to not let the WHOLE VILLAGE into the house. Otherwise it'll turn out like the house in one of the village tht was SUPPOSE to be ours but got taken over by my aunt because of her HUGE FAMILY. Efff......  And so it proves tht there is such a thing called "there's such a thing as being TOO nice"


I never really tried to learn the language, Kenyah. Cause I barely use it. And because of tht, I never talk during family gatherings, I understand them, but I have trouble responding. And they'll be like "Tiing, why don't you talk?" and i'm there raising my shoulders. Because i'm always talking english, they'll be like "babababababababababababababa" which is FREAKIN annoying. Everybody's like tht!And when i'm talking chinese to my cousin Jeissy, they'll be like "chinchanhcinchainhancianhcianchianc" which is quite insulting, and I terribly hate it.

But tht's life, I only feel like I "fit-in" on the internet and with the drama team only. I can't wait to get out of this country. 


Moses, a cousin of mine, brought one of his workers with him. I don't know why he did tht, but the guy's 17, has muscles and short. REALLY short. Only up to my shoulders, and i'm like 157 cm. Lols. Now why did I bring him up? 


I saw my "long time no see" cousin! He definitely changed. We didn't talk, but I scored a pic of him! Why am I so happy?? Anyways, here's him now.




You know what, he seriously looks like a clown here. Lemme put another pic of him when he was still a kid. 



ARGH!! Can't put it in the middle. Oh well, cute aye? 

I have to admit, this family got some pretty good lookin people. Sure the picture didn't really show the "handsome" him, but it's the best my lil' cousin can get with my phone. Not because I like him tht I want a pic of him, which is incredibly stupid since he's my cousin, it's also for the slideshow i'm doing for the family reunion on Dec. And yeah, i'll put it up if I can.

"He re-dyed his hair"




Life is screwed 
Clarissa

Sunday, September 12, 2010

17 and gay

My cousin, Jeissy, just told me tht this dude, Faddy M. Adnan, is a girl. I know, I know. You feel as if you've just missed out on something, well lemme tell ya the story.


You see, My cousin is always adding people on Facebook just because they look good. And so she introduce me to Faddy, the gay tht i've mentioned earlier. Well, at first I didn't know he was a girl because of her girlfriend. And so I checked out his photos and the photos he was tagged in so to prove tht the photos HE posted weren't fake. And I notice a pic, tht was taken  when he was in Form 1. All them pics were all about him hanging out with girls and no boys, which made me suspicious, considering by his skin color which is pure white and tht he's a Malay.


Plus, the way tht he takes pics of himself, it's soo... feminine. And her voice in all her vids, so... GIRLY. But I don't wanna ruin his reputation just by saying he's a girl from all of this. And then last month, his girlfriend broke up with him, and the girlfriend kept talking about him not telling her about something. I was curious, but I don't wanna be a busybody in people's relationships. Until today.


My cousin popped up on my Facebook and kept repeating "OMG LISA I GOT HOT NEWS!!" Because it was freakin annoying, I responded. And there it is, a statement tht made me go "HA! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT!!!" She said tht when she was going through this guy's Fb wall, she saw a guy accusing him tht he's a girl. And because of tht, he got dumped. Hmm, not so surprising. Poor guy, tried to act as if he's, or may I say SHE's, a guy and dated women her own age. Pathetic. 


I wonder what was her mom thinking?




Life is screwed
Clarissa

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Introducing ME

Hi, so this is my first blog post here. Well, not really it's my 3rd one? Maybe? No? All i know is tht i'm starting a new one. So in this case, this is the first, like what I just said. Yep. :|


So, let me introduce myself. Since it's so obvious tht not everybody checks the blogger's profile, hi, i'm Clarissa. I'm a Malaysian. In case you don't know Malaysia's near Singapore, or Australia, and the Philipines. Yeah, not everybody knows Malaysia, only Singapore, the country tht USED to be inside Malaysia, and then ditched us, which pretty much sucks (dammit....)  Naaah just kidding, they're good people. :)


*fake cough* Yeah, uhhh ... I'm actually 13 and i'm half chinese half kenyah, a native in Sarawak, Malaysia. I hate pink and I hate makeup. And so it proves tht i'm just an average girl with a high tempered mom, a gay and annoying brother, and a really weird and "makes no sense" dad. Yeap tht's my life. 


So, I'll start blogging SOON, and I'll "see" you guys next time.




Life is screwed
Clarissa