Saturday, September 3, 2011

I met daylight

After a week of being imprisoned in the house, I finally picked the right clothes and went outside. With mom and my brother. First it was breakfast then the mall then to the public pool. And I gotta say this, I really hate the public pool. I didn't go for a swim though, I was just sitting on the side watching my brother. And for two hours, I have seen too many wrong things.


I don't know why but everytime I'm bored at a public place outdoors I notice a lot of things.


First, hairy body parts. Like literally EVERYWHERE. The back, the chest, the arms, the legs, the belly and even inside the undies. Advice for hairy men, next time you're gonna wear a speedo, at least shave off SOME parts. It's really disgusting, and no speedos for the older ones PLEASE.


And bulges mann. Dude I don't even know why did I notice them in the first place but, loose your pants after coming out from the water dammit, the kids pool is right beside the adult pool. And it goes to the kids too. 


Also, nipples are obvious too ladies. I don't know if you didn't realize that your top has no cups, or just thought that maybe no one will notice but wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. Remember anybody that's like, at the side waiting and just bored, could just start to look around and notice things, like me. Be more aware next time please, and again THE KIDS. 


Oh, and uhh guys. I can see you observing women and you're hands deep underwater. 


So yeah. And if anybody got offended by this, woops DON'T CARE. Just be grateful I saved your dignity the next time you go swimming. And I really don't like swimming at the local public pool. Not only because i'm insecure, ad paranoid that someone would grope me, but, yeah that's probably it. And I really hate how the facilities are put at. Example.


This is how the place looks like.


Yes, I used text instead of just drawing the words out because it'll look like crap. Don't trust me? Fine. You asked for it, mentally. 
Told ya. And yeah I gave up halfway. My fingers hurt from doing this. And now everyone knows how my writing was when I was 5. Yay! Anyway so, whenever I go there to swim, I go to the shallower part of the adult pool. That's on the left where it's close to the kids' pool. And to get there I have to walk out from the locker room, and walk awkwardly to that part because, guys are always chilling on the pool side, checking out girls. So that walkway would be like a runway. And the guys would be whistling and stuff, trying to hit on the girls that walk by. It's just annoying, and really irritating. They should really switch the locker rooms dang it. I don't wanna be noticed in the bathing suit my mom picked out for me.

Really people, think bout everyone's thoughts before doing something mann.

So yeah. Next weekend then. Bye.






4 comments:

Bette said...

You are so right. But what about when you have adults or older siblings who bring their young kids to the pool? I mean moms or older sisters, or dad or older big brothers with little girls, and to supervise them they bring them through their own gender locker room.
Now, I respect people who have kids to take care of, that it's not easy and they want to keep them with them, but there are times this can be embarrassing, don't you think?

Clarissa. said...

@Bette i know right! they should have totally think this through. I wonder how would they feel if it was them going through that.

Bette said...

In the news there were some horror stories about dirty public pools (even a dead lady found 2 days later, but that was an extreme) and people are supposed to take a regular soap shower before entering the pool area. But how many people really do? I think it is a little different though gender wise because when I was young my older brother took me and when we he walked me through the guys would just turn the other way and that seemed enough (meaning side or back but no frontals) while I think girls freak out more.

Clarissa. said...

@Bette Same thing happened at another public pool in a different state. But it was a swimming instructor that drowned. Scary
I dont think people even care bout cleanliness in the pool cause, usually people would just look at the pool and assume it's clean enough then ignore everything else.